GOOD LOOKS. BAD PAWSONALITIES.
Spectacular cats. Catastrophic red flags.
Your next bad decision has whiskers.
Fictional cats. Real commitment issues.
A VERY QUESTIONABLE SELECTION OF SINGLE CATS
Six personalities.
Zero accountability. ♡
Fictional comedy characters, not actual pets seeking dates. No animals were emotionally available during production.
YOUR STANDARDS ARE ABOUT TO MEET THE FLOOR
Swipe left to pass, right to like. Open a profile for flirting, red flags and a deeply unscientific chemistry test.
*Near means right here on this website. We don’t ask for your location. Swipe by touch, mouse drag, buttons or arrow keys when the card is focused.
Three original synthetic sound effects. A love language nobody requested.
Tap to hear the drama. Sound never starts automatically.
It’s probably not you. Although the cats have requested we leave that possibility open.
“They’re composing something thoughtful. Or sitting in a box.”
ALL THE GLAMOUR. NONE OF THE VET BILLS.
Your lock screen.
Their ego.
Take a free first look, then explore three character collections. Original fictional cat portraits for phone wallpapers and questionable personal taste. Digital artwork only.
Three glamour portrait wallpapers: Lord Fluffington, Miss Purrsephone and Ginger Trouble. Your phone deserves somebody who ignores it too.
Get the free pack ↓3 JPG portraits • ZIP download • Personal useEach paid collection contains six different portrait wallpapers. Explore each collection in the shop. Any applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
KEEP THE WHISKERS WAXED AND THE STANDARDS LOW
Share a profile, grab the free picture pack or tell someone with spectacularly bad taste. Optional supporters can download a little thank-you keepsake from the cats.
Thank you for supporting the cats.
Tips support this independent comedy website. Paid picture collections are separate.